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Summer of Obnoxious TV Commercials

MORE FRAGS — SIX FRAGS!!!

Another reason why you should spend your spare time reading the Mamakating Messenger instead of watching television…

The current batch of commercials on Time Warner Cable have reached new heights of absurdity — or stooped to new depths of depravity — you decide.

Among the worst contenders include new Six Flags amusement park spots, featuring a barely fluent Asian guy announcing power levels on his “fun-o-meter.” Pop-up dude’s head declares: “SIX FRAGS!!!”

[kind of makes you miss the former spokesman, geriatric “Mr. Six Flags…”]

Not outdone, Optimum Online “Triple Play” is running incessant rap videos: catchy, contagious, but atrociously annoying.

Meanwhile, Mr. T’s new Snickers commercial has been banned by the Queer Rights movement for being hostile against “sissy boys.” I pity the fool…

Ellenville Tries Another Return to Sullivan

Tod Westlake of Stone Ridge, NY -- reporter for the Ellenville Journal

New Kid In Town. Ellenville Journal stringer Tod Westlake of Stone Ridge, NY — seen here at his first assignment, the July 15th Mamakating town board meeting.

Cynics up in Ulster County sometimes dismiss Ellenville as outsiders — a suburb of Sullivan County. That sentiment rang true at the July 15th town board meeting, when aspiring journalist Tod Westlake turned up as the Ellenville Journal’s latest stringer.

This was Westlake’s first reporting assignment — ever — and Westlake confessed he drove all the way down from Stone Ridge, NY in order to earn his inaugural byline. When asked why he didn’t simply apply at the Blue Stone Press (right down the road in High Falls), Westlake responded he never heard about them.

The Ellenville Journal has not covered Mamakating since June 2007, except for Joe Bevilacqua’s brief but memorable visit earlier this year. Nothing appeared on the Journal’s website this week, probably because Tuesday is their production deadline — same day as Mamakating’s town board meetings. Articles from our town might suffer a one week delay. The Journal can be purchased at Benny’s restaurant on Sullivan Street, and at G-Mart on US Rt. 209. Stewart’s still refuses to carry them in Wurtsboro.

Vindicated: Mamakating’s YouTube Guru

Mamakating\'s video gadfly Richard Morris of Summitville, NY -- aka YouTube\'s \"Hombre Cabayo\"

Richard Morris, the Mamakating resident who regularly videotapes town board meeting — and later posts selected clips on YouTube.com — has been vindicated by town officials.

During the July 1st meeting, former ZBA chairman Bill Fedun spoke during public comment, but objected to being videotaped, suggesting it was illegal for Morris to film him without permission. An argument ensued, with Morris citing the New York State Open Meetings Law as his basis.

At the start of the July 15th town board meeting, Mamakating town supervisor Bob Fiore confirmed that anyone has the right to record whatever happens at public meetings.

Morris ran unsuccessfully for town councilman in the 2007 townwide election. His YouTube postings became a rallying point for several major issues in his campaign. Some town officials expressed frustration at the publicity his online clips have evoked. Over forty short videos are currently on the YouTube website, posted under Morris’s “HombreCabayo” moniker, and easily found by searching for keyword “Mamakating.”

More to follow…

Heated Words Over Highway Department

Mamakating town supervisor Robert Fiore, at July 15th 2008 town board meeting

Cooler Heads Prevail. Mamakating town supervisor Bob Fiore defused a heated argument which took place at the July 15th 2008 town board meeting.

The July 15th Mamakating town board meeting bore witness to raised voices during public comment. The heated debate concerned business practices under the administration of Mamakating Superintendent of Highways Richard Johnson.

Resident John Berry objected to lack of bidding on certain jobs, and the absence of “spotters” to insure integrity of the materials and labor provided through contract with the town.

Councilman Teddy Brebbia took umbrage at Berry’s characterizations, noting that Johnson has statutory authority as an elected official which falls beyond the power of a town board to regulate.

The discussion nearly degenerated into a shouting match, until town supervisor Bob Fiore intervened and mediated the conversation with a cooler head. The fireworks were captured by video gadfly Richard Morris, and promptly posted to the internet. You can watch the verbal sparring here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F9zIpWhMkwY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4r5XKh61oiY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9Uh2yJR60fs

Pork-Barrel Politics Behind Sullivan Street S.N.A.F.U.?

State Senator Charles Bonacic\'s controversial election week mailer; front

The post card pictured above arrived in Mamakating mailboxes two weeks prior to our town’s Nov. 6, 2007 general election. The post mark indicates it was paid for with taxpayer funds.

Take a close look, pictured on the front are incumbent officials running for re-election. Where is councilwoman Judy Young? Where is councilman John Sean Moriarty? Where is county legislator Cathy Labuda? Where are the Wurtsboro village officials? All politicians included in this photo ran together on the same slate (except Bonacic, up for re-election this year).

Below is the reverse side of the same mailer. There, several topics are discussed, including the new senior housing project, and credit is given to Wurtsboro officials.

However, it seems that state senator Bonacic may have walked a thin line, possibly skirting rules which forbid public funding for partisan electioneering.

Only the Republican incumbent slate is mentioned by name. Plenty of ink is devoted to these candidates’ photographs. And in print publishing, a picture is worth a thousand words. Regina Saunders, pictured to the left of Bonacic,  is not a Republican, but rather a Conservative Party member. She did however run on the same slate with Republicans, and take part in the controversial repaving project.

Any comments from Mr. Bonacic would be welcome here… State Senator Charles Bonacic\'s controversial election week mailer; back

Bob Whitehead Sees Red Over Blacktop Scandal

Sullivan Street, Wurtsboro NY, Founders Day Parade, July 12, 2008

Politicians on Parade. Sullivan Street in Wurtsboro, which was resurfaced last September, can now withstand heavy traffic (but for how long?) — such as these military vehicles on parade at July 12th’s Founder’s Day event. Jeep in foreground driven by Bloomingburg village mayor Mark Berentsen; riding shotgun is Bloomingburg village clerk Sue Berentsen. Atop the truck following them, Mamakating town supervisor Robert Fiore rides in a gun turret.

The public comment section of July 15th’s Mamakating Town Board meeting was more raucous than usual. Former Wurtsboro mayor Bob Whitehead, age 78, spoke his mind at length about recent media disclosures surrounding last year’s hasty Sullivan Street repaving project.

Whitehead had put together a multi-million dollar state grant during his tenure in the late 1990s, to completely rebuild Sullivan Street from soup to nuts. After Whitehead left office, progress on the project floundered. Village, Town, and State officials pointed fingers in different directions, while Wurtsboro’s main drag disintegrated into a dangerous moonscape of potholes & puddles.

Eventually former Mamakating town supervisor Charlie Penna arranged a lateral grant diversion from town to village, working through the office of state senator Charles Bonacic. Money originally earmarked for the rail trail via member item, were applied to blacktop Wurtsboro’s crumbling thoroughfare. The resurfacing took place in September 2007, conveniently timed just before hotly contested town board elections.

Days before the vote, Bonacic’s office mailed a full-color oversized postcard, paid with taxpayer money, which read “You may have noticed that recently Sullivan Street got a facelift.” Pictured on the front were local Republican slate candidates posing with senator Bonacic. Many considered the townwide mailer to be a thinly-veiled political campaign ad.

Later it was disclosed that last summer’s emergency repaving job interfered with mayor Whitehead’s previous grant project, causing a ten year delay which will likely whittle away the remaining fund’s effectiveness through monetary inflation.

“Bullville Bobby” Hynes: Village Gateway Greeter, or Motorist’s Menace?

Bullville Bob Hynes solicits passing motorists in Bloomingburg, NY

A bum by any other name… “Bullville Bobby” Hynes, above, regularly solicits passing cars and trucks on Main Street, Bloomingburg. Village officials are frustrated.

Morning rush hour drivers rivers passing through downtown Bloomingburg are familiar with “Bullville Bob,” the friendly bum who solicits cigarettes and small donations from the corner of Main Street & Burlingham Road.

Mr. Hynes — who bases his panhandling operation from a sister’s home adjacent to Village Hall — has been the subject of deliberation at recent Village Board meetings. More to follow…

Times Herald-Record Gets Facts Wrong — Again!

First Husband, Second Wife?

First Husband, Second Wife? Newspaper error mixes up spouses. Pictured above, Wurtsboro village trustee Barbara Piper, riding alongside Wurtsboro’s “First Husband” Bill Maher — mayor Micky Maher’s hub — at the July 12th Founder’s Day Parade.

Last Sunday’s Times Herald-Record contained several glaring mistakes, highlighting their poor reporting standards, and inability to cover small communities with any reliable detail.

Most humorous was mixing-up village trustee Barbara Piper’s name as “Barbara Maher.” The real Mrs. Maher is Wurtsboro mayor Michalena “Micky” Maher, however the Record reporter flubbed it. Wurtsboro’s remaining village trustee shares the Piper’s first name — Barbara Semonite. In the same article, Lyman Holmes’ name was misspelled as “Lyman Homes.”

You can see from the picture above, taken during Saturday’s annual Founder’s Day Parade, Micky’s husband Bill Maher tooling around Sullivan Street in a Wurtsboro Renaissance cart — with trustee Barbara Piper.

Bill was briefly interviewed in the Record for a non-story about Wurtsboro, regarding the latest census results (a statistical fluke pegged Wurtsboro as the “fastest growing municipality in New York”). The Times Herald-Record completely forgot to mention Founder’s Day Parade — the small village’s biggest event all year.

Instead, the Middletown daily took a picture of one of the floats and made it appear to be a parade in and of itself: the “Come Clean” initiative. Wurtsboro Board of Trade instituted “Come Clean” earlier in the year, distributing reusable shopping bags to reduce environmental impact of the ubiquitous plastic variety.

Other mistakes made recently by the Times Herald-Record about Wurtsboro include confusing its geographic location — mixing north & south with east & west; and erroneously stating that Sullivan Street is a state highway.

Mamakating Library Moving from Bloomingburg to Wurtsboro

New Mamakating Library site on Sullivan Street in Wurtsboro, NY

Old Restaurant, New Library. Renovations are taking place on Wurtsboro’s Sullivan Street, building is expected to be ready in September 2008.

Here’s an exclusive scoop, first one we’ve had in a while at Mamakating Messenger. The Mamakating Public Library will be closing its doors at its Bloomingburg location, and opening up a new site over the hill in Wurtsboro.

This was first announced publicly at the Bloomingburg Village Board meeting on Thursday, July 10th, by mayor Mark Berentsen. Hizzoner learned of the news at the latest Library District meeting. The story was later confirmed at the Wurtsboro Village Board meeting on Monday, July 14th, by Wurtsboro Village trustee Barbara Semonite, who is also the Library District’s president.

Currently located in Bloomingburg Village Hall, the library’s rent was increased from $100 per month to $600 per month, to reflect fair market value. The hike prompted library officials to pass on signing a lease renewal. Details on the tenancy issue were discussed regularly at Bloomingburg Village meetings for the past several months.

An older library branch in Wurtsboro was closed by the district in Oct. 2006, to save funds for a future consolidated building (yet to be constructed). The former Wurtsboro branch was located in the old O&R Building, owned by the Town of Mamakating, which is now utilized by the Mamakating Parks & Recreation Department.

The new library location is former Lakeside restaurant on Sullivan Street, a few doors down from Danny’s restaurant. This property was recently purchased by Shalom Lamb (the investor revitalizing Wurtsboro Airport). Barbara Semonite explained that Lamb is allowing the library district to use the former restaurant building free of charge, until a new library is eventually constructed by the district.

Internal Affairs: Continuing Coke Ring Investigation?

The Sullivan County cocaine ring, which was busted up in Rock Hill last month, had an interesting twist last week, when the Times Herald-Record ran a story reporting recent indictments. A reader suggested on the TH-R’s discussion forum that at least one law enforcement officer was probably involved with the criminals. That message was quickly deleted from the Record’s website, and an internal affairs chief knocked on the source’s door later the same day.

Juicy Gossip From a Nearby County

Old-Fashioned Fire Engine

It Didn’t Happen in Sullivan Co. — home to old-fashioned family values — that’s all we can tell you.

We hear unconfirmed (but well placed) rumors that a fire department official — from some nearby county — has been carrying on a steamy love affair with a sixteen-year old girl. A community room in the fire station was recently padlocked in an effort to prevent the highly audible trysts from continuing on station property. It is common for impressionable young ladies to find themselves enamored with firefighters.

Grand Jury Indicts Man in Trailer Park for Child Molestation

Home of alleged child molester

Trailer Parks: A Disproportionate Source of Local Crime?

According to today’s Times Herald-Record newspaper, the Grand Jury indicted Brian Romer of first degree sexual abuse. His offense allegedly involves repeatedly molesting a ten year old girl. Other charges include child endangerment and criminal contempt. Mr. Romer is listed in the phone book as living at 111 White Birch Trail, Bloomingburg — located in the New Twin Lakes Village Trailer Park, off Nashopa Road, a few miles north of Bloomingburg, in the town of Makakating, county of Sullivan, state of New York. Trailer park residents comprise almost 20% of Mamakating’s population, and are widely considered to be a disproportionate source of crime inside the community.

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Municipal Bankruptcies in California: Is New York Next?…

…You betcha!

All NY Municipalities, as well as the State of NY, are drowning in debt.

We cannot trust the mainstream US media to tell us the truth.

The following is from today’s London Telegraph:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/05/12/ccambrose112.xml

The California city of Vallejo (117,000 inhabitants) has just made history by opting for Chapter 9 bankruptcy, the result of tax erosion from a 26pc fall in local house prices. Half Moon Bay may be next.

“This is the tip of the iceberg: everybody is going to line up for Chapter 9 in California,” said John Moorlach, Orange County board chief.

Mamakating seeks bids for town park swimming pool repair

The swimming pool at the Mamakating town park is about to be cosmetically refurbished, much like last year. While expensive, the procedure is cheaper than building an entire new swimming facility. Grant money from the state will cover the costs.

Town youth & recreation director Sari Lang explained, “When I looked at the condition of the pool, it was in disrepair. The pool was inspected by our town engineers, it was found to be sound and able to be repaired.”

She stated that “we had started the process of considering the refurbishment or replacement of the pool.” Town supervisor Bob Fiore had received a phone call from the office of state senator John Bonacic, expressing interest in providing grant money towards the pool, Lang indicated.

“It would be extremely costly to replace it,” noted Lang. “We did what we thought in this time frame would be the best option for our citizens; and that is not to close the pool completely, but to repair it nicely, until we would receive money from senator Bonacic, to do an additional kiddie pool with handicapped access, that would be the gift to our town.”

The town board approved the bid package, and sent a legal notice out to newspapers for public announcement the next day (May 8th).

The following schedule has been set in this bid package:

  • May 12, 10am — site inspection for all contractors interested in bidding (Sari Lang will also be available on appointment basis)

  • May 19 — bids due in to town clerk’s publicly office by 3pm

  • May 20 — town board awards bid to a contractor

  • May 21 — call contractor sign contract

  • June 23 — deadline to complete repair work

  • July 4 — pool to be opened by holiday weekend

Town attorney Richard Stoloff warned, “This is such a tight window, it may not get done reasonable by that date,” indicating that inclement weather might cause delays. A performance bond will be included into the price of the bid. This raises the bid price, said Stoloff, but gives town protection in case contractor walks off the job.

Financial update for Mamakating township

A response has been sent to the New York State Comptroller’s office by the Mamakating town board, in answer to that damning state audit from late last year. Read the original criticisms here: http://www.osc.state.ny.us/localgov/audits/2007/towns/mamakating_town.pdf

One of the many ways the new Mamakating administration has addressed problems, is by implementing a more transparent accounting system.

Every town board meeting begins with a verbal disclosure by new town supervisor Bob Fiore, announcing the general fund and highway fund balances. As of last night’s meeting, balances are:

  • General Fund: $452,675.38
  • Highway Fund: $816,790.31

“We have money in the bank to pay the bills,” observed supervisor Fiore. He went on to note this month’s abstract of $137,238.49 was comprised of:

  • over $32K (23.8%) on petroleum products
  • over $53K (38.9%) on health insurance

“So,” concluded Fiore, “62.7% of our budget is eaten up by just two factors.” Councilman Ted Brebbia, the deputy town supervisor, indicated some of the vouchers he signed did not make it onto this abstract.

Brebbia made observations about the impact which the rising cost of fuel has on the Mamakating town budget. “For everything in ‘07, on January 1st of this year, it would have cost us 28% more than it did over the course of the year (for ‘07). Right now that’s going to be an additional (probably) 30%.”

“As we track and watch, we have to be very conscious of our fuel costs for the upcoming 2009 budget,” Brebbia advised. “This is going to put a tremendous hole in the 2008 budget as we go. This is not something specific to our town.” Health insurance costs are rising as well, he said.

These considerations should be addressed in the future with Mamakating’s Highway Department. Several trucks from the Highway Department are deteriorated, and Mamakating needs to look at more efficient vehicles, it was suggested.

Brebbia briefly mentioned the town’s answer to the comptroller’s audit, in terms of rising prices. “I know everybody did some portion, and in the end there was a general response. One of the things I put in there, I’ve been tracking futures markets. Because, the graph for increases has changed dramatically — where we used to be able to take one generalized inflationary index, and do the whole budget.”

“Now, when it comes to anything that’s petroleum related, in the past couple of years that graph just skyrockets, where the general costs have gone up higher than traditionally, but they [the NYS Comptroller’s Office] haven’t followed that same curve.

“From what the markets are telling us now, by the end of June you’re going to see another 15% increase in fuel costs; and probably by October, you’re looking at another 35% increase, and that’s coming at the heating season, and snow plowing season. As we adjust that budget accordingly, we have to keep that in mind.

Councilman Nicholas Salamone, Jr. made a suggestion, “I was wondering if we could study the possibility of a 4-day, 10-hour work week, from Monday to Thursday, lower the heat on Friday, Saturday.” Brebbia concurred, “I think that’s a great idea.” Salamone countered, “The only bad part is, we are a seasonal community, people come up from the city, and find out Town Hall is closed on Friday…”

Supervisor Fiore concluded, “We’re going to be looking at other heating options, I know right now they haven’t come to fruition yet, but we’ll be looking for alternatives like solar; geothermal is also another thing to look into.”

He added, “In our response to the audit, our short range was a year, our long range was three years. I have to tell you they’re looking for ten year plans to be developed, they’re [State officials] offering more funding, more reimbursement from our government structures when we do these ten year plans.”

A “moment of silence” for the late Charlie Penna

A moment of silence was conducted in memory of Charlie Penna, former Mamakating town supervisor, who passed away on April 16th. The 22-second interlude took place at the commencement of the regular Mamakating town board meeting last night, May 6th.

“He was a person like all of us, with dreams and aspirations, and went about seeking those in ways that were perhaps somewhat different than ours,” remarked current town supervisor Bob Fiore. “Nonetheless,” continued Fiore, “he was a member of the community, and no less loved by his family, as well as God.”

Afterwards, Fiore added, “I often say that Mamakating is a town whose scenic beauty is second only to the goodness of people who live here, and I guess that’s pretty obvious.”

Daily TH-R serves up month-old stale Wurtsboro “news”

In case you’re wondering how the Times Herald-Record covers local news in and around Wurtsboro, check out the latest bulletin about Wurtsboro Village’s engineering firm.

This story is a month old, because that’s when the last meeting took place where this decision was made. No Times Herald-Record reporter was present at Village Hall (missing in action for over a year).

Nope, this “news article” was lifted verbatim from the engineering firm’s own press release.

Note how the “Ellenville” dateline in the article also wound up in the Record, making it appear that the TH-R doesn’t know the difference between these two villages.

http://www.bartonandloguidice.com/PressRoom/tabid/345/Default.aspx

Village of Wurtsboro Selects Barton & Loguidice as Village Designated Engineer

ELLENVILLE, NY — The Village Board of Wurtsboro voted to designate Barton & Loguidice, P.C., (B&L) as Village Designated Engineer at a recent Village Board meeting.

“We are continuing to work with Barton & Loguidice and are very pleased with the service the Village has been receiving,” said Mayor Mickey Maher. The Village of Wurtsboro will be served out of B&L’s Ellenville office.

B&L provided design, bidding, and construction administration services for water main replacements along Water Street and First Street in the village, and is currently assisting in securing funding for system-wide upgrades including new water hydrants, increasing the size of distribution pipes, and the installation of water meters.

Fire destroys building at Camp Na-Sho-Pa

A structural fire at Camp Na-Sho-Pa destroyed a building on Nashopa Road Friday night. Operators of the summer camp, located just north of Bloomingburg in the town of Mamakating, said the fire was caused accidentally by individuals renting the property for a weekend event. Unattended candles were the cause.

Brilliant essay from 1973 — Energy and Equity

Wonderful essay written in 1973— amazing how timely it is…

Also some thoughts on convivial transport: Social effects of motorized transport

Ivan Illich gives a set of very interesting facts and figures when he discusses his concept of convivial transport:

The United States puts between 25 and 45 per cent of its total energy (depending upon how one calculates this) into vehicles: to make them, run them, and clear a right of way for them when they roll, when they fly, and when they park. For the sole purpose of transporting people, 250 million Americans allocate more fuel than is used by 1.3 billion Chinese and Indians for all purposes.

The model American male devotes more than 1,600 hours a year to his car. He sits in it while it goes and while it stands idling. He parks it and searches for it. He earns the money to put down on it and to meet the monthly installments. He works to pay for gasoline, tolls, insurance, taxes, and tickets. He spends four of his sixteen waking hours on the road or gathering his resources for it. And this figure does not take into account the time consumed by other activities dictated by transport: time spent in hospitals, traffic courts, and garages; time spent watching automobile commercials or attending consumer education meetings to improve the quality of the next buy. The model American puts in 1,600 hours to get 7,500 miles: less than five miles per hour. In countries deprived of a transportation industry, people manage to do the same, walking wherever they want to go, and they allocate only 3 to 8 per cent of their society’s time budget to traffic instead of 28 per cent. What distinguishes the traffic in rich countries from the traffic in poor countries is not more mileage per hour of life-time for the majority, but more hours of compulsory consumption of high doses of energy, packaged and unequally distributed by the transportation industry.

Man, unaided by any tool, gets around quite efficiently. He carries one gram of his weight over a kilometer in ten minutes by expending 0.75 calories. Man on his feet is thermodynamically more efficient than any motorized vehicle and most animals. For his weight, he performs more work in locomotion than rats or oxen, less than horses or sturgeon. At this rate of efficiency man settled the world and made its history. At this rate peasant societies spend less than 5 per cent and nomads less than 8 per cent of their respective social time budgets outside the home or the encampment.

Man on a bicycle can go three or four times faster than the pedestrian, but uses five times less energy in the process. He carries one gram of his weight over a kilometer of flat road at an expense of only 0.15 calories. The bicycle is the perfect transducer to match man’s metabolic energy to the impedance of locomotion. Equipped with this tool, man outstrips the efficiency of not only all machines but all other animals as well.

Bicycles are not only thermodynamically efficient, they are also cheap. With his much lower salary, the Chinese acquires his durable bicycle in a fraction of the working hours an American devotes to the purchase of his obsolescent car. The cost of public utilities needed to facilitate bicycle traffic versus the price of an infrastructure tailored to high speeds is proportionately even less than the price differential of the vehicles used in the two systems. In the bicycle system, engineered roads are necessary only at certain points of dense traffic, and people who live far from the surfaced path are not thereby automatically isolated as they would be if they depended on cars or trains. The bicycle has extended man’s radius without shunting him onto roads he cannot walk. Where he cannot ride his bike, he can usually push it.

The bicycle also uses little space. Eighteen bikes can be parked in the place of one car, thirty of them can move along in the space devoured by a single automobile. It takes three lanes of a given size to move 40,000 people across a bridge in one hour by using automated trains, four to move them on buses, twelve to move them in their cars, and only two lanes for them to pedal across on bicycles. Of all these vehicles, only the bicycle really allows people to go from door to door without walking. The cyclist can reach new destinations of his choice without his tool creating new locations from which he is barred.

Bicycles let people move with greater speed without taking up significant amounts of scarce space, energy, or time. They can spend fewer hours on each mile and still travel more miles in a year. They can get the benefit of technological breakthroughs without putting undue claims on the schedules, energy, or space of others. They become masters of their own movements without blocking those of their fellows. Their new tool creates only those demands which it can also satisfy. Every increase in motorized speed creates new demands on space and time. The use of the bicycle is self-limiting. It allows people to create a new relationship between their life-space and their life-time, between their territory and the pulse of their being, without destroying their inherited balance. The advantages of modern self-powered traffic are obvious, and ignored. That better traffic runs faster is asserted, but never proved. Before they ask people to pay for it, those who propose acceleration should try to display the evidence for their claim.

[from: Energy and Equity. In Ivan Illich: Toward a History of Needs. New York: Pantheon, 1978.]

Napoleon was Beguiled by Little Red Gnome

The legendary “Nostradomus” prophecies might be a plagiarism of much older and more intense works, according to researchers. A fascinating piece of historical speculation appeared recently online, entitled “Napoleon’s Book of Prophecies,” see:

http://rense.com/general81/nap.htm

Within the article, noted paranormal author Brad Steiger describes strange premonitions which took place during the life of Napoleon Bonaparte. While Steiger offers no references for these bizarre events, it’s easy to find legitimate citations. The story of Napoleon’s “Little Red Man” gnomish adviser is oft-told throughout European folklore. And regarding Philippe-Dieu-donne-Noel Olivarius, allegedly the true author of predictions credited to Nostradomus, see here:

http://www.philipcoppens.com/nostradamus.html

[Read about Mr. Coppens here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Coppens ]

The [Nostradomus] Centuries were written between 1323 and 1328 by a Cistercian monk, whose mother tongue was Picard, the vernacular spoken in a region of Flanders between the Dendre and the Escaut. The story of this text that flowed from the pen of Yves de Lessines, Prior of the Cistercian Abbey of Cambron, in Hainaut, in the beginning of the 14th century, is more extraordinary than the most extraordinary prophecies that the disciples and translators of Nostradamus have ever been able to think up.

That, Coppens notes, is the conclusion of Rudy Cambier, a retired professor, who chanced upon the centuries and noted that the French used by Nostradamus was not 16th century French, but rather Picard from the 14th century. Why, asked Cambier, would Nostradamus write in a language that was completely strange to Nostradamus, which he had not grown up with, and for by using it he would not receive any additional benefits. Cambier felt obviously something was not right and he started his quest: reading the Centuries the way they were supposed to be.

Bloomingburg truck driver in PA pileup

Richard Ryder, a Bloomingburg truck driver, was involved in a 4-vehicle pileup on I-81 in Penn., according to this morning’s Scranton Times-Tribune.

4-car pileup on I-81 causes minor injuries

http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/site/index.cfm?newsid=19513390&BRD=2185&PAG=461&dept_id=590572&rfi=8

MOOSIC ? A rear-end collision on Interstate 81 north led to a four-vehicle pileup, including two 18-wheelers Wednesday afternoon, police said.